Friday, July 07, 2006

I ain't saying sorry, so go blow yourself..

This has nothing to do with Mikael or Ryan.. Just someone i think who is a big braggart..





Well, this classmate of mine.. Let's name him A, we don't wanna embarrass him, do we? Though i do have that urge to kick him in the butt and watch his fat ass roll down the stairs.. But oh well..





Anyways, we had this huge argument.. Actually it's not really an argument, just a disagreement and it's not even that huge!! For goodness sake, it's not even a problem, but as usual he blow things out of proportion and make a big deal out of nothing! NOTHING!!





Well, it's like this.. We were having out DFund2 lab and everything was fine till it's the end of the lesson.. As you people know, Digital Fundamentals lab deals with IC chips, and we're supposed to return the chips after completing our experiments. He, being the kleptomaniac that he is decided to STEAL the chip.. He said he didn't steal it, he just merely took it.. I guess his English sucks that he didn't know that taking other people things without asking is actually STEALING! He's a big fat thief.. I hate thief.. Be a liar, but not a thief! It's the same concept as 'smoke all you want, but NEVER take drugs'. Well anyways, i decided to tell the lab tutor about it and well he became unhappy about it, so i forget about it.. And another classmate of mine, WT, dared me to tell the teacher for real. I hate being dared to cause i will definitely do it, so i told the teacher.. He was so pissed.. He said "you dare tell the teacher, i will kill you ah", well his English was more broken that that.. Ha! Kill me and see if i care.. I don't think he even have the guts to. He's all talk and no action. He don't even dare to insult me in front of my face.. Me and other friend, LL,was walking to Design school for our lunch and we bumped into the fat pig.. He didn't even look at me, he walked away and that's the time when he started insulting me.. "HELLO EXCUSE ME! YOU MAY BE MUMBLING SOMETHING IN MANDARIN, BUT I UNDERSTAND EVER WORD YOU SAID!"





He's being so childish about it.. It's just a freaking IC chip which cost from S$1 to S$5, which i don't think is expensive at all given the nature of the component. He told everyone he had S$400K+ in his bank account, so what's 5 bucks man.. He brag about everything.. His studies, his bank account, saying he's a CEO of a bike company.. As if people will believe him. Only a fool like him will believe him..





He think he's a Mr "know-it-all" when he's a Mr "know-nothing-at-all"! He said his CKT and DFund2 lab and theory is better than mine, so i told him to stop talking and start proving.. We'll see who does better in the term test.. Obviously, Lady Vengeance reigns supreme! I totally beat him hands down. Me, being unfeeling and unsympathetic (as what me friends describe me), totally rubbed salt in his wounds, and i enjoyed every moment of it.. When i do well, i tend to brag about it so it's nature on my part.. But he? Nothing but a big fat braggart!





He always claims I'm big-sized and stuffs.. "LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR DUDE! I'M LESS THAN HALF YOUR SIZE! YOU'RE A 130KG GROWN UP MAN WHO THINKS HE'S STILL A KID! HEY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, AT LEAST I CAN STILL RUN SHORT DISTANCES WITHOUT HAVING TO PANT LIKE A DOG. I EVEN CAN BEAT YOU IN A 2.4KM RUN! YOU'RE FROM NS FOR GOODNESS SAKE! AND I THOUGHT SOLDIERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FIT, BUT YOU CANT EVEN RUN A LESS THAN 50 METER DISTANCE WITHOUT BEING BREATHLESS! SO LOOK AT YOUR OWN FLAWS FIRST BEFORE YOU INSULT PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY BETTER THAN YOU!"





And one more occasion where he thinks he's better is when he talk about his car. He have a small and old car, yah so it's modified a bit but it's still old! He claimed that he was racing with a Lamborghini and he totally beat that car. Everyone who was listening was like "can we really believe what he said?" Me, adding fuel to fire said "OBVIOUSLY NOT! MAYBE THAT LAMBORGHINI WASN'T EVEN RACING IN THE FIRST PLACE!" I mean come on, a Lamborghini, a race car, beaten by the old worn-out car of his.. BULLSHIT!





Whatever, I've never liked him in the first place. A braggart, a liar, a thief and definitely an 'ALL TALK NO ACTION' kind. "GO SCREW YOURSELF, DUDE!"


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