Worst fishing trip ever!

Well, i know i have been talking about this Kukup trip and how excited i was to go there during the weekend. But all my hopes was dashed when we arrived at the so called "resort".

Do not be taken in by the fancy name card and the fun looking activities in their websites.
Website: www.kukup.bravehost.com
I will try to scan the name card and post it in here. But in the namecard, it says.

Kukup Ayer Masin Holiday Resort.
Company and Family Holiday Outing
.Seafood.BBQ.Fishing.Karaoke.Shopping

It was by far the worst trip i had in 2008!

Firstly, we had 20 people coming to the trip. And the plan was to have 2 mini buses to cater to our group ONLY. They never said anything about having to share a bus with other groups going for the same resort.

The stupid thing is that, we're separated from half of our group that is living in Woodlands. I think that's freakishly bull! How the hell can you separate the group?

The worst thing is that, they totally misled us into believing that it will only be OUR group in the bus.

Okay, i mean, instead of using two difference mini bus, you could just appoint that one big bus for our group. How is that more annoying that having to separate our group?

Okay, that aside.

The bus was supposed to be there at 7:30am but it was late. It reached there at around 8:15am ish. No sense of responsibility at all. Okay fine, probably it got stuck in a jam somewhere so it's excusable. I had the shock of my life when the bus finally arrived.

Okay, in my whole entire life whenever i went for holiday tours, we will use a ''Bas Perlancongan" or translated a holiday bus. What came was the most horrendously blue Malaysian "Bas Pekerja", translated a workers' bus.

I mean, we're on a holiday. How can you use that bus. That bus is meant for short trips. It has the most uncomfortable seats, the most narrow isle and the worse tyres. So as usual, everyone was feeling a little grumpy.

Okay moving on.

Secondly, we were hungry and the stupid driver was driving like a freaking slow coach that we missed the breakfast. It was in the itinerary that we will get breakfast but we only manage to get there in time for lunch.

Okay, i have nothing to complain about lunch cause it was really good. Wait, except that they are very slow in serving. Well anyhoo, the food were good.

Thirdly, the weather was so hot. Almost unbearable. I think all of us almost got a heat stroke. Yes i know the weather is not the fault of the agency. I figure since i already hated the trip, why not talk about the weather as well. But that's about it.

Next, when we get to the "resort". Okay fine, there's proper flushing system and there are air conditioning in every room and even the living room. The most horrible thing was the flies. There were fly traps at every corner and the flies are everywhere. It's so tiring to have to swat the flies whenever we wanna eat. One word, ANNOYING!

Next on the agenda is of course, fishing itself. That was the main thing we were going to Kukup for but did we do it? Nope. Wanna know why? Cause we were on swamp land. The water was milky and very dirty. Mudskippers and jellyfishes everywhere. There's no way for people to fish.

And, the suspension bridge plan. We actually wanna go to the suspension bridge, which you can do along with other activities. This Dennis guy was saying that the water was too low for the boat to move so he suggest going the next day. We waited happily for the time to come. When we asked him about it, he said that the water was too high for us to see anything.

Jeesh, if you're too lazy to bring us around then just tell us straight, instead of being contradicting. Such an asshole.

Well since the trip was such a disaster, we atleast had one more thing to look forward to. Or so we thought.

The shopping trip to Sutera Shopping Mall was clearly part of the trip but once again, they fucking blew it.

We were so tired with the blistering heat and swatting flies all day and night that we decided to take a nap in the bus before going shopping. Well guess what? When we woke up, we were already at the Immigration Customs.

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!??

Kak Effa called Dennis to ask him about it and he said that he told the driver to drop us at the shopping mall but the driver said he did not receive any order of that sort. Wow, what a jackass. Both of them. Dennis AND the driver.

And then i heard Kak Effa said that Dennis said that the agency said there wasn't supposed to be any shopping trip. Heloooooooo, lying much?!

It was in the fucking itinerary. Shopping trip was supposed to be the highlight of tour since the fucking resort plan was burnt and this had to happen?

Seriously people, the Sibu trip was 100 times better. Even though we had to technically pee and poo in the sea. It was much more fun and enjoyable than Kukup, hey atleast we get to go swimming!

THEREFORE, ARYNNE HEREBY OFFICIALLY CONDEMNED THIS TOUR PACKAGE. I AM NOT RECOMMENDING THIS TO ANYONE, AT ALL. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO FOR THIS TOUR!

Unless you all wanna be a professional fly swatter.