Thursday, August 27, 2009

Something's kinda funny going on.

I am actually a little, well the word is not really freaked out. More like, wonder with a capital W. You know what i mean? Like seriously wonder.

Why in the world would guys post photos of their penises online? Okay, could be the same reason as to why girls post pictures of their cleavage or bare naked butt online. 

But the thing is, we know what buttons to push for a guy to tick. Guys are more imaginative. They can see a picture and imagine a whole scenario of porn-related images to get off on. Correct me if i'm wrong, but guys are more visual in a way that they can really feel what they see. Probably that's why they get hard every single time they see girls with big breasts wearing barely-there clothes ONLINE. 

Okay, back to my point. 

I still don't get it why guys post photos of their penises online. Some are worth boasting about, but some... Well, yeah. It's... yeah. HAHA

Just to let everyone know, i don't go around googling naked guys online. Just that being in Tagged and Facebook kinda open up my eyes to a whole new meaning of SELF-OBSESSION. Haha, yeah people, i'm not even kidding right now. 

I'll post a couple of pictures but since i'm not as perverted as my friends think i am, i won't. Besides, i don't think you all want to lose your appetite either. So yeah, moving on.

What i'm trying to say is that, girls are not as visually attracted to physical attributes online as much as guys. We don't get wet looking at pictures of naked guys and then think of a stimulating event and then start whipping out that B.O.B we secretly stashed away from everyone's eyes. Haha, i'm just kidding about the vibrators. 

But you all know what i'm trying to say?  

I'm just baffled by how perverted guys can be. Oh and please people, i don't wanna see your stinky penises on cam. JEESH.
ANOTHER ABRUPT END!

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