Wednesday, March 12, 2008

This is the story of a girl

Okay, it's either you people don't read or you all just LOVE to go against me! Which one izzit? Come on, say it! LOVE GOING AGAINST ME RIGHT?! I knew it! Haha



Didn't i tell you not to ask stupid questions? Didn't i? But still there's some of you out there (you know who you are) that asked kiddy questions! Why is that?



Okay whatever, i decided to be nice and answer those teeny questions anyway. But this is gonna be the last time, if any of you ask me the same questions ever again, I'm just gonna slap you in the face!



Let's begin!



Question:
Is Arynne Vengeance your real name?

Answer:
Don't laugh! There are some people who asked me that! Pathetic i know!



No, Arynne is just a nickname my friends and family gave me.



And if you think Vengeance is my REAL family name, i suggest you go see a psychiatrist. Vengeance got stuck with me when a group of Zacky Vengeance fans and i got together.



So yeah, quit asking! Pfft



Question:
Why is your email address little_flirtish_gal?

Answer:
I was 12 and i wanted to sound promiscuous.



I know, it's just flirting. During my time, if a girl hold hands with a guy, they're considered a slut. So imagine, what the girls will do to you if you flirt, especially with their boyfriends.



Believe me, kids these days have it easy. I didn't even think about boys during my primary school days, but do you see the youngsters now? I'm speechless.



Question:
Are you really that flirty?

Answer:
Only when I'm interested. I'm friendly by nature, and sometimes guys mistook that for flirting.



When i talk to someone, i like to look them directly in the eyes and sometimes, i do touch the arm or the knee lightly but that's just me showing interest in the conversation, not the person.



Yes, i do give flirty stares, only because my eyes are flirty by nature. It's not intentional.



I don't flirt if I'm not interested.



Question:
How can i tell if you like me or just being friendly?

Answer:
I'll tell you. If i like you, I'll let you know flat out. Haha, ask Rob!



Question:
Why do you list yourself as bisexual?

Answer:
Cause i date girls too. Well, used to anyway. I'm just keeping my options open.



No, they do not make better girlfriends or boyfriend substitutes so don't believe whatever you hear.



You will still have relationship problems and arguments are inevitable.



Find me one guy that will love me endlessly and sincerely, who will show me that not all guys are the same. When that happens, I'll give up my bisexual ways.



No, i DO NOT have a girlfriend now.



Question:
Why do you and your girl friends like to take pics of cleavage (on chest lah!) and enjoy putting them up in friendster along with funny comments about them?

Answer:
If you've got it, flaunt it!



It's not our fault that we are born desirable. Blame our genes for the full boobs, great ass and curves in all the right places.



I know i sound conceited! Haha.



Question:
Do you like sex?

Answer:
Why am i not surprised that a Turkish guy asked me that question?



Well whatever, here's my answer.



Yes i do, but not with you. Call me a bitch for that? Go ahead, maybe i am but unfortunately for you, I'm not YOUR bitch.



And no, i don't wanna see your dick on the webcam. Get over it!



Question:
How do you always look like you're walking like a rockstar?

Answer:
Okay, if you asked me that question, i guess you saw me in school or anywhere before? If you see me again, do say hello *smiles*



Firstly, i don't know how the hell fucking rockstars look like when they walk and secondly, i don't know whether i should take that as a compliment or an insult.



Well, whatever it is. First and foremost, you have to love yourself. And then you gotta have confidence.



Even if you don't, just fake it! If you believe it, chances are people will too.



Walk as if you own the street. Chest out, shoulders straight, NEVER SLOUCH! Look straight, head up and just charge ahead.



If people look at you, maintain eye contact, let them look away first. NEVER say sorry if other people bump onto you, it's not your fault.



It helps if you have that snobbish face. The wind is your bestfriend, it helps with the dramatic effect. No wind? Make your own. No stupid, not by blowing *rolls eyes*



Question:
Is Rob your boyfriend?

Answer:
Thanx Ceci for your question, whoever you are. Next time leave an email okay *smiles*



No he's not.



I wish! Nyaha



Question:
What is the kinkiest thing you've done in bed?

Answer:
I have to admit, I'm not really the kinkiest person alive. And i have a feeling, I'm not the kinkiest one in my group either! Haha



Well anyhoo, it involves a guy (duh), silk stockings, bead necklaces and a cup full of ice.



Yes, you can substitute the beads necklace with pearl ones and the cup of ice to any fizzy drinks. For those alcohol lovers, champagne will do just fine too.



I don't think i wanna list down a step by step guide on this cause I'm pretty sure alot of you know what I'm talking about.



If not, go figure!



Question:
Do you have a sex tape?

Answer:
I know recording your sex act is illegal but i think everyone should have atleast one self pornographic material.



You know, a tape, a photo or just a short recording on that mobile phone. It makes it more fun.



But of course, don't forget to clear off all evidence when you break up with that guy.



Seriously, you do not want your ex boyfriend to have those incriminating materials on you.



Question:
How far would you go for a guy?

Answer:
Save the best for last.



Honestly, I've never really thought about it. Until now I'm not really sure how to answer that.



I guess i don't really mind sacrificing for the guy as long as it doesn't compromise with my beliefs, you know.



If he wants us to move in together, I'll do it cause i don't see any wrong in cohabiting. But if he's making me choose between friends and family, and him then that's going too far.



Emotionally, if I'm in a relationship, i always give it a hundred percent if not more but i also expect the guy to do the same.



I'm a very defensive girlfriend, so yes, i will go as far as beat the crap out of someone if he or she insults or talk in a manner which i don't approve, to my boyfriend.



Physically, i always try to be there for him as much as i can, unless i really can't! Haha, duh!



I don't cheat and i don't lie to my boyfriend.



In the sexual aspect of it, i guess i believe in trying everything twice. Cause you won't know if the feeling you had during the first time you tried is really genuine. You all get what I'm trying to say?



Well, not really everything cause there are some things i will never do. Like swapping or any kinds of those illegal stuff. Haha



Gah, i don't know if what i just typed made sense but yeah, i don't mind doing anything for a guy just as long as i think that it's not for selfish reasons on his part.



But do take note, once i say NO, i won't change my mind.





Well i guess that's all the questions for now. If there is ever anymore questions that you guys send or wanna ask, I'll try to answer them some other time.



Lol, recognize any of those questions? Yeah, i left the names out so that people won't know which of you have the perverted mind! Haha!



Oh well, until next time! Muacks!


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