Saturday, April 02, 2011

I should be dead.

1. smoked. 
2. consumed alcohol. 
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. 
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. 
5. kissed someone of the same sex. 
6. had sex. 
7. had someone in your room other than family. 
8. watched porn. 
9. bought porn. 
10. tried drugs. 
TOTAL: 8

1. taken painkillers. 
2. taken someone else’s prescription medicine. 
3. lied to your parents. 
4. lied to a friend. 
5. snuck out of the house. 
6. done something illegal. 
7. felt hurt. 
8. hurt someone. 
9. wished someone to die. 
10. seen someone die. 
TOTAL so far: 17

1. missed curfew. 
2. stayed out all night. 
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. 
4. been to a therapist. 
5. been to rehab 
6. dyed your hair. 
7. received a ticket. 
8. been in an accident. 
9. been to a club. 
10. been to a bar 
TOTAL so far: 24

1. been to a wild party. 
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade. 
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night. 
4. had a spring break in Florida. 
5. sniffed anything 
6. wore black nail polish 
7. wore arm bands. 
8. wore t-shirts with band names. 
9. listened to rap. 
10. owned a 50 Cent CD. 
TOTAL so far: 31

1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed girly. 
3. dressed punk. 
4. dressed grunge. 
5. stole something. 
6. been too drunk to remember anything. 
7. blacked out. 
8. fainted. 
9. had a crush on a neighbor. 
TOTAL so far: 39

1. had a crush on a friend. 
2. been to a concert. 
3. dry-humped someone. 
4. been called a slut. 
5. called someone a slut. 
6. installed speakers in your car. 
7. broken a mirror. 
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex’s house 
9. brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush. 
TOTAL so far: 47

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. 
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. 
3. cruised the mall. 
4. skipped school. 
5. had surgery. 
6. had an injury. 
7. gone to court. 
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. 
9. caught something on fire. 
10. lied about your age. 
TOTAL so far : 55
1. owned/rented an apartment/house. 
2. broke the law in the police’s presence. 
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf 
4. got in trouble with the police. 
5. talked to a stranger. 
6. hugged a stranger. 
7. kissed a stranger. 
8. rode in the car with a stranger. 
9. been harassed. 
10.been verbally harassed. 
TOTAL so far: 62

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. 
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight. 
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. 
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. 
5. been to a fair. 
6. been called a bad influence. 
7. drank and driven. 
8. prank-called someone. 
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. 
10. cheated on a test. 
TOTAL so far: 71

Grand Total: 71


If you have less than 10, write “I’m a goody-goody” 
If you have more than 10, write “I’m still a goody goody”
If you have more than 20, write “I’m average”
If you have more than 30, write “I’m a bad kid”
If you have more than 40, write “I’m a very bad influence”
If you have more than 50, write “I’m a horrible person” 
If you have more than 60, write “I should be in jail”
If you have more than 70, write “I should be dead”

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